h0odrich:

on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal 

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me
boom clap the sound of my ass
I never fucking said that

God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via exoticwild)

- Lana Del Rey

(via helloheaven-yayo)

Definitely Lana Del Rey

(via lana4always-steffy)

phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

lawdtoday:

I hate y’all









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